I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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