what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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