also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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