Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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