windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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