only if we run a train.
done.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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