What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I still have a little drunk in my system
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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