I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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