your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Just cropdusted the office
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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