Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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