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• (561): View more from Florida

  he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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  you for real need to get over him dude

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???

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  Oh God.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye

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• (310): View more from California

  Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I think the pizza guy was in shock..

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  Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.

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