she was so not down for the gang bang
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend