careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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