I feel like abortions should bother me more
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Randomize
