He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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