sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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