Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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