Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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