I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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