When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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