It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
two words: eviction party
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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