A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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