just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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