I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
God, I missed his penis.
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