Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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