He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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