Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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