I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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