So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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