Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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