gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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