You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
