Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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