I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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