I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
