im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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