So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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