He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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