Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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