The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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