is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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