With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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