gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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