So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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