this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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