You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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