I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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