Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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