you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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