You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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