12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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