yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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