ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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