I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Randomize
