Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
