Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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