what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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